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Aunt Bernice bad af

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Random Doctor Who Facts You Might Not Know, Part 27

The Eleventh Doctor once mentioned that he had gotten married a lot. One of those marriages might have been to Captain Jack Harkness, but he wasn’t sure since there were so many people in the room at the time.

Cricket is a leftover race memory from the gruesome Krikkit Wars. The Krikkitmen wore outfits similar to human cricket uniforms. The fact that this outfit was recognizable by many as that worn by those who wanted to wipe out the rest of the universe apparently did not stop the Fifth Doctor from wearing precisely that outfit.

The Terrible Zodin is the third most wanted criminal in the galaxy after the Master and the Rani.

Martha Jones blogged about at least a few of her TARDIS adventures on MySpace.

The Eighth Doctor continuously lied to his companion Lucie Miller about her aunt. Her aunt had long ago been replaced with a Zygon copy, and she only found out when she was comatose and overheard them talking about it while having an out of body experience.

There is an opera based on the Doctor.

The Doctor - and probably other Time Lords - have two more ribs than humans do.

Ace once managed to lift the TARDIS (albeit an alternate universe one) with a single hand while she had a broken arm.

A Gallifreyan expletive is "Otherf-" (he was cut off but you can guess the rest).

Soul catching is a Time Lord rite in which a Time Lord would transfer their mind into that of another before assimilating into the Matrix.

The Eighth Doctor also had a sexual encounter with Bernice Summerfield.

The Third Doctor recalled never being taught Venusian aikido. He theorized that he had learned it in a previous life before the Doctor existed.

It is possible to swap bodies while in Gallifreyan telepathic contact.

N-Space has been referred to as the Five Hundred and Third Universe.

Queen Elizabeth I originally had the Tenth Doctor tortured and sentenced to beheading as a spy. She had given him a stay of execution for a picnic, during which the Doctor proposed to her.

Kate once witnessed the Fourth Doctor get his scarf caught in a door. He had thought he was caught in some sort of force field.

Lolita (the Master's first TARDIS) believes that Time Lords were created by her mother (the Matrix) in order to give TARDISes a purpose.

The Fifteenth Doctor took Ruby Sunday to Manchester in the future. While he was telling her all about figures from Manchester's history, oblivious to his surroundings, Ruby noticed that they were standing on tram tracks and were about to be run over.

Ohm is an old, mad god of the Time Lords.

Before crashing into Isaac Newton's tree, the out of control TARDIS took the Fourteenth Doctor and Donna to several places, including the Western Front in 1917, 200000 BC, the Battle of Hastings in 1066, and 1970. All of this while under attack by space-faring squid creatures.

Part 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28

[companion-showdown]

Family Feud Nominations, Who is the Best Doctor Who Family

If I've missed a character out of one of the families let me know (within reason, I imagine all these families are massive in the EU, so prioritise tv or significant characters)

Currently, the only rule is no families may inculde anyone who is even ambiguously The Doctor, it'll get super complicated super fast imo

Any characters, eg River, who can link up multiple different families to create a single massive family unit will be treated on a case by case basis. If it is possible to pick one of the smaller family units that they are a part of to include them in while not including them in any of the others (in a way everyone will agree at least makes sense) they will be included in that family only, otherwise they will not be included

Please bare in mind when you are nominating that I am hoping to keep the number of nominations under 64 to run this as a mini-tournament. This is not a hard rule so if nominations do exceed 64 its not a big deal, just something I'd like everyone to bare in mind

Nominees

Foreman-Campbell (Susan, David, Alex)

Chesterton-Wright (Ian, Barbara, implied to be married after they leave)

McCrimmon (Jamie, Heather, V.M.McCrimmon, various others)

Waterfield (Victoria, Edward (father))

Lethbridge-Stewart (Kate, The Brigadier, Doris (Brig's wife in Battlefield), Archibald Hamish (TUAT), Gordon (Kate's son in Downtime), Kadiatu, The Great Intelligence, Lucy Wilson)

Grant/Jones (Jo, Cliff, Santiago (Jo's grandson in Death of the Doctor))

Smith (Sarah-Jane, Lavinia (aunt), Brendan Richards, Luke, Sky, Mr Smith, K9 (they are her family and I will not be hearing otherwise), Barbara, Eddie (parents in Temptation of Sarah-Jane Smith))

Leela, Andred, Veega, Rayo

Adric and Varsh (brothers)

Nyssa, Tremas, and Kassia (daughter, father, step-mother)

Jovanka (Tegan, Vanessa (aunt in Logopolis), Colin (cousin in Arc of Infinity))

Turlough (Vislor, Malkon (brother in Planet of Fire))

McShane (Ace, Audrey (mother), Kathleen (grandmother), Liam (brother))

Tyler (Rose, Jackie, Pete, Tony (baby mentioned in Journey's End), no I will not be adding the metacrisis to this list)

Another Smith (Mickey, Rita (grandmother))

Slitheen

Harkness (Jack, Grey, parents, Alice Carter (daughter), Steven Carter(grandson))

Isolas (Fear Her)

Jones (Martha, Francine, Clive, Tish, Leo, Leo has a baby as well, Adeola Oshodi)

The Family of Blood

Redfern-Smith (Joan, John (various), possible dream children and grandchildren)

Shafe Kanes (from Utopia, Kristane, Beltone)

Mott-Noble-Temple (Donna, Sylvia, Wilf, Shaun, Rose)

The Adipose

Pond-Williams (Amy, Rory, River, Brian, Anthony, Amy's aunt and parents)

Owens: (Craig, Sophie, Stormageddon Dark Lord of All)

Gillyflower (Mrs Gillyflower, Ada)

Paternoster (Jenny, Vastra, Strax)

Oswald (Clara, Ellie, Dave (parents), grandmother, and I'm going to say Danny makes the cut, Orson)

Potts (Bill, Mother, Moira (foster mother))

O'Brien-Sinclair (Graham, Ryan, Grace, Aaron (Ryan's father))

Khan (Yaz, Najia (mother), Hakim (father), Sonya (sister), Umbreen (grandmother))

Lewis (Dan, Eileen (mother), Neville (father))

Swarm and Azure

Bel, Vinder and their as yet unborn child

Sunday (Ruby, Carla, Cherry, many many foster siblings)

The TARDIS and Lolita

Little House of Cwej

The House of Lungbarrow (Grandfater Paradox, Qenceus, Inocet, various cousins, Irving Braxiatel, Maggie Matsumoto, Ulysses, Penelope GAte, Anna Joyce)

The House of Dvora (Morbius, The War King, Thessalia, Romana, various others)

Langer (Clyde, Carla (mother), Paul (father))

Jackson (Maria, Alan, Chrissie)

Chandra (Rani, Haresh, Gita)

The Wu Diaspora (Cindy Wu and her clones)

Munmeth and Mutmunna (Medicine Man)

Ada and Alice Obiefune

Who (Susan, Barbara, Louise)

Jones-Davies (Ianto, Rhiannon, Johnny, David, Mica)

Summerfield (Bernice, Issac, Claire, Jason Kane, Peter, Wolsey, Keith, Rebecca, Cousin Eliza, Benedict I-IV, Christine)

Miller (Lucie, Pat (aunt))

Schofield (Hex, Cassie, Hilda)

House of Witforge (Narvin, Lenaris, Helico, Narvin's father, Rexin)

Faction Paradox

Pollard (Charley, Louisa, Richard, Margaret, Edward Grove, The Sound Creature)

Mesh Cos, Lon Shel, Julian White Mammoth Tusk

Cooper-Williams (Gwen, Rhys, Anwen, Geraint, Mary (Gwen's parents))

Chenka (Liv, Tula, Kal, Garlon Rosh)

Sinclair (Helen, Albie, Trev Bailey)

Forrester

Proctor (Cleo, Jordan, parents)

Nominations will be open until Midday Friday (03/05, 12:00 BST (GMT/UTC +1)), I will try and give a more specific time then

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Firecat Alley Post-Commentary

I got like 11 minutes of ads to earn crowns. Did not know I could get that many before I stopped getting them.

Roberto the Insignificant was so ready for Diego. Had a whole speech going as soon as he heard the trap door only to realize that it was not, infact, his brother.

By the way, Diego's trinket was a "lucky unicornshoe". Which to them would be... just a shoe. Because they're unicorns. This family heirloom is just their great-grandsire's shoe.

Not me completeing the Hallowe'en ghost collecting quest by just standing there, talking to private Quinn.

Not me whisting The Tenth Planet every time there's dead air. It haunts me, even from middle school band.

The fact that i cannot skip Eleanor Abernathy (the crazy cat lady) 's dialogue when she's literally just making kissy noises at the firekittens is so uncomfortable, actually. Sure, I'm exactly the same when I go home on breaks and see my cats, but still.

Her VA's rent was due tho. Applause.

Larry the Blockhead husband <3. Get a divorce, hun. Bernice is a POS and this is emotional abuse. Poor man reminds me of my Uncle Chris. Married to a very... disagreeable woman who happens to also be my aunt.

Hey. Lucky Hookline. Could you maybe give me the fishing luck potion to use in my own time? Instead of just shoving it down my throat and forcing me to keep fishing for rarer fish after I grab the Icecuda and Frost Dekoi? Thanks.

Firecats: The Musical. Downvote. Dislike. No.

Is a literal child voicing the Fire Elves?

Did Lizzo Forespitter just use "cuckoo bananas" unironically?

Shelus Gruffheart reminds me of Clint from Stardew Valley. The uncomfortable family member that asks "where's my hug?". I do not like him.

Seriously the Fire Elf faces make me so uncomfortable. Why are their mouths and smiles so big? Why are their teeth defined? I don't like it.

Gretta Darkkettle my beloved. I'd have loved to have an alchemy teacher in Ravenwood.

I do not blame Bastilla for being bitter towards the elves when they ended up killing her. Very proud of her for her "thriving Underworld theater career".

Seriously I am so mad that the ghouls have abs. Yes the suit and tophat are dapper and you are killing it, but you should not have any muscle definition!

Bastilla doing an evil monologue while I'm just doing a victory jig not 5 feet away.

Gretta casually dropping the Malistaire lore Nico didn't know until now. People casually believing he blew himself up with the Death School.

Also, the exiled alchemist living in Firecat Alley just being an open secret is iconic.

Ironic I got chills reading/hearing the History of Fire Magic

"Juicicle Cat". I may commit death.

Gotta say, whenever I even try to think of any song from Cats, all I get is the spell from Hocus Pocus. "Twist the bones and bend the back..."

Let me keep the sword relic, man. Let me honor the Skeletal Warriors' wishes. Let the blade see battle as it should. I'm sure Diego would love it.

I'm seriously so mad about the literal corpses having muscle definition. If I had artistic skills you bet I'd draw what I think it should be. But I think I wrote it well enough in the live-reaction post lol.

BARTELBY MY FAVORITE!!!

Also, is Colossus Boulevard a side quest? Or is that only until I actually enter it? Bc rn its a side quest and I remember it being more significant.

Seriously how many names have I been pronouncing incorrectly? Sapphyra is "Saf-eye-ra" and not "Saph-ear-a"?

Silly Dialogue:

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REMAKING KIPPER'S UGLY ASS DESIGN ‼️‼️‼️

Just needed to age him up like his friends and maybe give him different clothing. Just needed to make him seem like an average teen in high school.

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Old ass design

And you know- just a few details and updates on him cuz I haven't explained the detail last year before remaking the design.

꒰🍓꒱ ५◦ small and LAME info ★

- Kipper's height might be around 5'1 or a bit shorter similar to his uncle, Gp!Krupp.

- His design was inspired by the original novel and different fan art of him here.

(I even took inspiration from itz kai official, Jackie-sugarskull, Ultimatecufangirl, kaptkookiekrunch. Yes, I'm aware I'm NOT allowed to take inspiration from anyone and it's against the art community and the fandom so I apologize if I ever took heavilyinspiration or have similar features)

- he never meet his aunt (Bethany Krupp) before until he had to go and visit his grandmother, Bernice, on Thanksgiving when he was 14-15. (Now he's 18 and he is visiting Benny because Jasper wanted his son to be with his uncle for a bit)

- again since he's 18, maybe he is experiencing puberty like any teenager would. He was originally supposed to have acne/pimples like Finkstein but it was scrapped to avoid being criticized. Kipper only has facial hair and idk what else

- The hair color is the same as the first design. I wasn't sure if he was ginger or had any different color so I let him keep the same color in case I wanna change it or maybe change the hair style.

- Kipper wears anything in casual. I think. And the "Korn" shirt used to be Gp's before he gave it to him on his 17th birthday. After all he didn't need the shirt anyways and probably thought about Kipper.

(Yes Gp USED to have that phase when he had Kipper's age and maybe used to have band related merch or collections. uhhh-)

- I even gave him some personality like the novel. Except he's like any teenager and their weird hobbies. Kipper is into mental rock and probably has a few merchandise related to Korn. Him and his gang have a different taste in music so maybe not only he and his gang are still the bullies. Probably big fan of any band they listen to and soon will be out of high school.

- Possible has a binder or sum. UHHH AMOGU- OK NO JK JK.

KIPPER STILL REMEMBER GEORGE AND HAROLD BTW- 🚶‍♀️🚶‍♀️

Ok that's all I'll stfu.

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Me: Hey you know the animated 1994 adult sitcom Duckman?

My therapist: *sigh* yes...

Me: I want to drink Aunt Bernice's dumpy sweat and then want her to use me as an exercise ball for her fat ass

My therapist: And I want YOU to know this will be our last session together

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Tamira

Birthday: February 4th

Age: 36

ESFP 7w8

Story: Interworld series - Book 4 A Silver Thread

A professional dance coach for young children. Much as she likes working with them, she enjoys the freedom of not settling down herself and is happy enough being the aunt of her friends’ daughter, Bernice.

She loves catching up with her friends on weekends and is generally very social and sweet. She loves music in all its forms and is known for dragging unwilling partners onto the dance floor.

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X-Men 97- OC

Sorry y'all, long ass post

Full Name: Shantel Latoya Warrick

Nicknames: Sunshine, Moonshine, Dixie

Alias: Moonshine

Age: 31

Appearance

Height: 5’10

Eyes: Onyx brown irises , White eyeballs (while using powers)

Hair: Curly Reddish-Brown, Green and Blue glitter hair (while using powers)

Teeth: Retractable fangs (while using powers), star tooth gems (while using powers)

Ears: Long elf ears

Birthday: Atlanta, Georgia June, 10th, 1966

Nationality: American

Ethnicity: 60% West African, 20% Cajun, 20% French

Gender: Female

Species: Mutant; Omega Level (Feral), Sorcerer (Voodoo)

Family: Scott Summers (Husband), Drusilla Warrick (Mother), Marcel Laurent (Father), Collette Warrick (Sister), Henrietta Warrick (Maternal Grandmother), Winston Earl (Maternal Grandfather), Bernice Warrick (Maternal Aunt), Francis Warrick, Deniss Warrick, Lance Warrick (Maternal Cousins)

Personality:

Trustworthiness: Shantel’s resourcefulness stems more from a place of her being innovative and imaginative rather than tactful on the battlefield. Not saying that she can’t be smart on the battlefield, but that like to use it more for personal reasons or in higley complex social situations, I mean she was a superstar after all, weaving through the social scene is her thing, she is quite the trendsetter. She is always there for her friends and family, whether it’s to be a shoulder to cry on or to kick someone's ass, she’s got you covered, and got your back in the battlefield. Don't worry, despite her love for gossip, she is quite the secret keeper, I mean she is immune to telepathy so your secrets are safe with her. She is basically the team's therapist, the amount of things she’s heard from her teammates that they wouldn’t dare tell anyone else.

Loyalty: Shanel has unwavering loyalty to her goals and motivations, she will live and die for the mutant liberation and very few when it comes to people. Despite her unconditional love and compassion, her loyalties can override the other and when the people she is close to overstep the boundaries she has to handle business. Scott, her parents and her sister, are the people she is most loyal to, even Really? Scott summers? Militant, strict and kind of introverted Scott Summers, look when I tell you she loves this man to death i mean it. She loves her leader and would go to bat for him, she respects him so much because she sees what he has been through the most, they have been through everything together, if she is near she will handle the disrespect. The amount of times people have had to break up fights with Logan and her is crazy.

Compassion: Amongst the rest of the X-Men she had the most stable upbringing, it explains why she came out with a non-tragic backstory. Her genuine interest and empathetic nature makes others feel heard and understood, giving back the same kindness and compassion she grew up with. She constantly praises friends and family, naturally lifting others up with positive genuine words making everyone around her feel more confident and valued, and always expressing her appreciation for them whenever warranted, Shantel is the team's morale. She is very perceptive, noticing the little details with ease, and is good at reading body language.

Fiery: She is not afraid to express herself openly and raise her opinions when asked for, is confident in herself and can embrace risk and accept any challenge thrown her way. She is very prideful, she is by no means narcissistic, she has been in the spot life most of her life, but that doesn’t mean she can crown her achievements. She is a black woman after all the world is already hard enough as it is to mutants, so she shows what she's got. But she is also impatient and her desire for action can make her a bit impulsive at times, she tries hard to control herself in public but when it is battle time it's the only time when she can really let loose when her feral side takes over. She is a bit short-tempered, mostly due to her mutation, and is likely to go to the danger room to duke out her emotions to burn herself out a little bit.

Backstory;

In Atlanta, Georgia on the cool spring morning of June, 10th, 1966 Drusilla Warrick and Marcel Laurent welcomed into the world they're beautiful set of twins, Shantel and Collette Warrick. Born to the magical Warrick bloodline, Shantel had already been destined to do great things like her ancestor before her, but soon problems would later arise when her mutation was discovered. As a young child Shantel and her family grew up on the Warrick’s family property, Magnolia Springs Ranch, she comes from old money and was brought up in an exuberant southern lifestyle. 

Shantel loves to sing, dance and act. She loved going to places where she could perform on stage for people, she begged and pleaded with her mother to let her audition for things, but because shantel was going to a magical academy, her mother didn't want to make the move to LA. Finally when Shantel was 12 years old was thrust into the world of acting, her father had quite the connections to Hollywood and was able to get her her very own TV show just for her to film back home in Atlanta. Black Beauty it was called, where she played a pistol whipping cowgirl on an adventure with a magical horse in order to tame the wild west against outlaws. The show was a massive success, in the 80s and her career. The show runs for the next couple of seasons, until 1982, she records the first song for the tv show that blows up her music career, she's getting calls left and right in order to produce her music.

But her superstardom takes a turn when she suddenly develops her mutation, while in the midst of filming for a new movie she kind of explodes, not literally her mutation, Stardust, explodes in an array of dead stars and energy beams. Which gave the crew on site quite the startle, in the mutant hating world, this was quite the dangerous situation to be in luckily her father was able to wipe crew's memories and able to play it off as a light paneling exploding leading for the set to be closed off for a while. After a couple of months with  no other options left her parents head to the Xavier school in order to seek out advice about what to do about the situation, they were skilled in magic not mutations, so they were honestly kind of stumped. 

Now it was quite the surprise for the team to see a superstar standing in their living room, and coming to join their school.Now her parents weren't exactly playing on sending her they're just yet, they had some hesitations, not for them being mutants, but the family being magical and it being kept secret was also a liability, and the dangers of her daughter being totally outed was hanging in the air. So they made a deal, Shantel could come to the school and train her powers only if they did it in secret. Their family was pretty respected in the world and weren't willing to ruin their reputations over this, even though they love their daughter very much. So she moved to New York to train and do secret missions on the side while getting to keep her superstar life for a while, it wasn't until after some time of being an X-Men her superhero had been uncovered and was shunned out of the superstar life.

Hobbies and interest

Music: I mean come on y’all she was one of the biggest singers of her generation before she got exposed for being mutant. She is a bit of an audiophile as well, she was on the track to producing her own music but then her career got sidetracked. 

Acting: Being a performer was something she was always passionate about since she was little. She loved going with her parents to the country club to perform, hell honestly wherever there was a stage, she was there to light it up. 

Horseback Riding; Her mother used to take her out whenever she could to go horseback riding. The wind blowing in her hair in the cool spring breezes  was enough to bring Shantel to a state of calm. 

Swimming; Shantel really never likes swimming in pools, there's something about swimming about floating in a lake or a swamp that feels so much more natural to her. The Warrick family lived on the lake and all of the cousins could regularly be seen playing and roughhousing out on the water,

Powers:

Stardust Manipulation: As a mutant Shantel has the ability to create, shape, and manipulate and generate  stardust, mineral grains and particles of cosmic substances originating from or embody remnants of dead stars , nebula , and meteorites. She can use stardust to attack of various shapes or intensities, either projected, or used as part of melee attacks, ect, from huge rays that can obliterate targets.

Enhansed Senses: has extreme accurate senses, allowing her to see, hear, smell, taste and feel like other feral mutants.

Magical abilities 

Voodoo: For Shantel magic is a birthright, and being a Warrick means having great power. Voodoo mysticism is utilized in various practices of mixing  white magic and black that involve rituals, prayer, sacrifice, herbalism and communing with Iwas and Loas to achieve various effects. The Warrick family had been Voodoo practitioners since the mid 1800s, and the knowledge over the years they had collected was extraordinary, with its own collection of hidden musical knowledge.

Psionics 

Divination; She can read the future, present, and past or provide help to a problem by using occultic practices, Or whether it be using divination to communicate with the supernatural, and consoling in matters of love, health, fortune, guidance,and clarity. Mostly using chicken bones and tarot cards for more practical means, but her astral sight can also be applied to being able to see as well, astral sight might not give the  most accurate or clear readings. 

Astral projection: Shantel is able to project the consciousness of herself and others out of the body and into the spirit realm. She can pull things out of the astral realm into physical reality. And even cloak, shield, locate, imprison, or destroy any individuals and/ or objects whilst on the astral plane. Using her door ability, she can even pull out anything in the astral realm, whether or not what she pulls out has a corporeal or incorporeal state.

Telepathy: Though she tends not to use it for her own personal reasons, Shantel on many occasions uses her telepathy for tactical and medicinal purposes. Shantel is not malicious with her metal abilities, she is a shielder and a protector, despite her more feral nature, she doesn’t have the heart to manipulate or mind control. It's why her psionic shields are the most extraordinary of anyone in her family, or known telepath, she can  even have her shields up while asleep or unconscious. She has even been known to have used her healing magic and telepathy simultaneously in order to heal mental and psychological trauma. 

Psionic shield; Shantel has impenetrable psionic shields, she is resistant  to any and all mental intrusion including psychic or empathic powers, hypnosis, hallucinations, deception, mind control, and telepathy, thought she can turn this on and off at will and allow anyone to enter and exit her mind as she pleases. As a child her mother and grandmother put her through ruthless mental training, The Warrick family is known for their telepathic immunity, it explains why in the early years Charles Xavier was not able to locate Shantel using his cerebro.

Telekinesis: She has the ability to move and manipulate objects with the energy he wields, though she is not the best at doing this with her mind, most of the energy she uses to channel her telekinesis come from her hands, hell even her legs if she feels like it. Her legs are actually better at channeling her telekinesis than her hands because the muscles in her legs are the ones she uses the most for combat, they are very strong and most force sensitive. 

Portal Creation; Shantel has only ever been able to open portals to magical realms, which in most cases has led her to trouble. Most portals are mostly just doors, which are always different and specifically tailored to whichever realm she chooses to inhabit; doors can appear floating in the air, tilted, or even pre-existing doors and still be usable as passageways. She can even open doors to places you should not be able to get into, anywhere from realms that are closed off to realms that no longer exist or ones that have yet to exist, she can even pull or put any items or persons that exist in these spaces as well, as long as it is a magical realm she can access it. At first know one really knew why Shantel could do this, she developed this power at a young age and no one knew where this powerful magic was coming from, but it wasn’t until she was older she found out what she was. She is a Gate, not a gatekeeper, just a gate or doorway to magic, she can tap in and channel other realms, it's the reason she can see literally everything. Other people, if powerful enough can even pull things out of her, as a child whilst stuck under an entrapment spell by Marie Laveau, she was able to reach into her chest and pull out the Golden Arrow of Eros, able to use it for her witchery. 

Transmutation: She has lower levels of transmutation, like being able to change her clothes in an instant/ into her superhero suit. Using her lasso she can extend it past its usual length and even infinitely, by using her stardust. 

Astral sight; Can see overlapping dimensions and planes of existence and the unseen creatures, spirits and psychic phenomena (auras, souls, energies, emotions, thoughts, memories,ect.) inhabiting them, but not into other realities that do not directly overlap their own. Through divination and doorway magic, she can see things that have yet to exist or that existed in the past.

Hellfire Manipulation: Shantel was bestowed with the ability to manipulate the flames of “Hell”, by “Satan” who wasn’t actually the devil but actually Mephisto in disguise. As a child Shantel and two of her cousins, Lance and Dennis Warrick, wound up in “Hell” due to Shantel wanting to control her portal abilities, and they ended up somewhere they shouldn't have. Mephisto, wanting to claim they're souls, takes the two cousins, intraping them in hellfire with only Shantel escaping, so in order to rescue them Shantel strikes up a deal with him in order to save them. In order to play “the devils game” she needed to be magically imbued with hellfire, and after miraculously won and had saved her cousins she ended up keeping the hellfire, her fire various shades of purple and blue, 

Healing: She can heal others or herself, while her healing is instantaneous it can take some time, but nonetheless it is sound, she has saved her teammates on numerous occasions. Though there is one person she is magically connected to, well used to and it was Scott. Scott used to have terrible migraines and had linked herself to him so she would have to always be able to help him whenever. It went until she found the source of the problem and figured out a way to make them stop happening permanently. While she wasn't able to completely heal his brain damage she was able to at least stop him from having migraines

Necromancy: Shantel is mostly able to communicate with the dead, she can reanimate and control them in some instances. For divination purposes, she mostly uses it to discover knowledge or foresee events. She doesn’t exactly know how to resurrect using voodoo, that's not really her specialty, but she can resurrect and summon souls temporarily from Hell using Hellfire. Using portals she can summon souls from anywhere on the astral plane or another realm, but that doesn’t mean she can control what she summons.

Siren song: Through her natural singing, she can enchant her voice to hypnosis an individual. She has been able to use it for undercover missions, especially when the public didn't know she was a mutant. She even has the ability to put people to sleep by singing someone a lullaby. 

Paraphernalia  

Vibranium Revolvers: Shantel was gifted a set of vibranium revolvers by the king of Wakanda after Shantel saved the young princess Shuri at the time, while they were visiting the USA. Since regular pistols cannot contain the blast of her stardust without braking, a special set was made just for her.

Orion's Belt ; Her stardust lasso is woven from her actual stardust particles itself and the meatal of Uru. One speck of stardust is tiny and invisible to the eye, but through magic. After one to many of her lassos breaking she needed a new one, she searched many weeks for someone who could make something, one that would contain her magic, so she decided to use her portal ability to let her take her to a place where someone could make her a weapon. She let her powers take her randomly, any place was a good place as long as she got what she wanted, and she ended up in Nidavellir, the Darven realm. After many negotiations with the dwarves, she would be allowed to have a weapon forged for her unless she did them a task, if she was able to find and rescue one of there dwarves who had gone missing. Shantel was able to find him in a couple of hours by opening a portal to him, near death and trapped in Hel. 

Bag of Bones: It is a small hand held pouch, filled with rune inscribed bones, that are used for divination. By scattering them one can gain wisdom and insight to form a more clear view of the issues presented. This method is easy, rather than using astral sight because the intention of certain events is not always the most fortelling. 

Tarot cards: A deck of tarot cards used to foresee the events of an individual rather than the whole picture. Scott and Shantel love to sit together and read the cards to see how the plays on the battlefield will potentially play out and alter the strategies 

Silvermist: A magical ice horse Shantel tamed in her youth, the Horse of the Silver Mist was a water spirit which Shantel spent many days down by the river the spirit occupied, after her battle with it she was able to form a companionship and now they go wherever they are needed, which can also be used for combat.

Horseshoe hat; She is never seen without her lucky cowboy hat, it's mostly normal, other than the golden horseshoes on the front of it, which she can use for combat purposes, she can take it off the front and throw it like a boomerang.

Familiars: It's not typical for a witch to have multiple familiars, but if there is a will there's a way. Shantel’s familiar help her do daily tasks, mostly simple errands and providing counsel in magical spells. But they are mostly trained in protection, as their weather be it for herself, family, or the institute, they know how to throw down. They can be seen patrolling the grounds of the mansion and watching over the students. Scott likes having them in the danger room so they can train or whatever even though they don’t need it. It's rare but they have been on a couple of missions. Shantel has three chicken familiars, Foghorn, Angelus, and Lottie, Foghorn was supposed to be her only familiar, but she ended up finding two different witch familiars after they had been lost due to a another magical bet, man how does she keep getting herself in these situations.

[sugdenlovesdingle]

I'm in the 'barely watched 2019' gang!

(let's be real it's the 'barely watched after The Incident' because I fell completely out of love with the show and robron after that episode...it took a long time to recover).

It just frustrates me how fantastic Rob was during Aaron's abuse story but everything after (Iain's favourite Mary Sue character) Rebecca turned up was like 'nah we're gonna ignore that character development and turn Robert into whatever the plot/every other character needs'.

Aaron's been pretty consistent over the years, but Robert? Wildcard character, depending on which writer it was.

It could have been so good. They had time after Ryan announced he was leaving! They had time!

it could also have been SO MUCH WORSE anon. We got robron in love until the end, Robert sacrificing everything so Aaron could have the life he (in Rob's mind) deserved and generally putting himself LAST - when everyone always called him selfish and self centred.

I mean Luke - big reveal that he used to date Ethan's old MALE roommate and he fought with his brother the same day Robert hit him, a few DAYS later he's moving to Manchester.

Bernice - suddenly has money problems and debts in Nicola's name (or something - i didn't pay much attention to that story tbh) within a week she's gone to live with Diane in Portugal

David - wants to get back together with Vic after being an insufferable manchild for ages over a speeding ticket, finds out she's dating his son, throws another tantrum and suddenly leaves to go help Priya with Amba in London.

Dan - poor man's version of Robert's exit, with the same actor as in Robert's story playing his lawyer

Meena - on the run after she escaped Charles (I think) and could have been good as this lingering threat Out There - but they kept bringing her back and every time the story had the potential to let her go out in a blaze of glory, they pulled some Twist™ to finally have her arrested and sent down because Murder is Bad.

Marcus (Ethan's ex) - Ignoring the whole Pierce's son thing that was dropped after 2 episodes, he and Ethan are happy (as far as we know), living together, everything is all sunshine and rainbows... suddenly HIS EX shows up and he sleeps with him in his and Ethan's bed while Ethan wants to propose. Within a few days he's gone.

Marshall (Arthur's ex boyfriend) - has more scenes with Laurel than Arthur in the entire time he's on the show, suddenly has a plot aunt somewhere that he wants to go live with and oh yeah, he and Arthur are having Problems™

Liv - killed off after getting crushed by a CARAVAN

Rishi and Harriet - killed off for shock and cheap drama.

the second half of 2019 was HELL but it could have been so much worse.

[fundiesimsfamily]

Chapter eighteen, part six

The first time she was at her parents house she heard that Christina was also pregnant. Deborah was happy for her older sister who had been married a couple months longer then she had. But Deborah watched Bernice and hoped for her that she would get pregnant too soon. The presure for her was now even higher then it was before. She prayed now for both Anna and Bernice. For Anna she prayed that she would find a husband and for Bernice that she would get pregnant.

Deborahs siblings were delighted with the news that not one but two baby's were coming. They would become aunt or uncle two times close by. Aidan beamed with proud about becoming a father and loved all the attention he recieved for it. He was already talking about how he loved to have son. That caused a huge discussion between her siblings. Everybody had an opinion what she or Christina should get. Deborah let it all go by. She wasn't really interessed in what she would get. At least that what she said. In reality she wanted a daughter. Not with the same reason Christina wanted one. She didn't care about dressing up a baby with dresses. A girl wouldn't take Evans place as much as a boy would. If she had to have a baby, then she preferred a girl. Sadly it wasn't up to her. She had to take whatever the Lord would give her.

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[fromthemouthofkings]

Jeeves and the Fox Hunt

Summary: Aunt Agatha attempts to hook Bertie up with one Bernice Prod, a young lady of her acquaintance who was introduced to her by her old friend Jonah Magnus.

“When is a monster not a monster? Oh, when you love it.” - Caitlyn Siehl

Chapter 1

It is rare that a day passes without the voice of a pal in need calling on young Bertram, without the shadow of an Aunt or some rummy circ. in need of fixing. Indeed, I think that when things get too quiet my man Jeeves has a habit of manufacturing some trouble, just for his own amusement. Poor thing, he is like a fine, majestic zoo animal, like a tiger pulled straight from the wilds of Bengal, and when he doesn’t have a chance to put that brilliant intellect of his to use, he goes quite off his feed.

Several such days had lately passed, however; the Drones club was quiet, the city cold, and everything was dull around the edges, as if the mid-February chill had dampened not only the air but the light and color and cheer of everything as well.

The day on which our story begins was a bitterly cold and an unrelentingly gray one: the sort that made one think of polar expeditions–of those sensational tales of chappies wandering for days through the snow and ice until they’re forced to turn on one another, to forgo the bounds of friendship and decent society and turn hunter into the hunted, to stain the snow red with blood and eat the poor frozen bodies of their friends.

Or at least, that’s what they do in the absolutely gripping novel which I was in the midst of presently.

Having absolutely no inclination or desire to feast upon the flesh of men, I was quite sensibly sheltering inside from the inclement elements, feeling rather like how I imagine Robert Peary must have felt, huddling down with his dogs and listening to the wintery wind howling outside–when the most peculiar thing happened.

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[abellinthecupboard]

IN MY GRANDMOTHER’S GARDEN

for Bernice J. Murphy & Aunt Aggie Jones in my Grandmother’s garden there grew an unusual fruit of reinforced calcium that hardened white over a sweet spongy red and yellow meat She would pull from underneath the fur and feathers of frolicking creatures who loved the flavor of Her eggplants and orange blossoms Her garden looked like the inside of a gator’s mouth rows and rows of white protruding outward to enter was to be eaten consumed by a world She had constructed for Herself away from words that humbled like mama home & husband here She ruled between those hours when the moon has just pulled its starry black blanket over its head to sleep to block out the sun but the eyes of the world below have still yet to open though mine did once when i was a boy who liked to fall asleep in his Grandma’s bed between Her elbow and rib cage the absent sound of the drum below Her chest woke me from some long forgotten dimension and led me out of the house behind the shed and down the trail of bones where i found Her filling a basket with dark purple humming a gospel not yet written still being made bounced back and forth from heart to tongue from tongue to teeth the lips tight pressed still not ready for whole words to escape and She never stopped when She saw me just smiled and kept fondling every purple torso gently squeezing and kneading at each part of the skin before deciding to pluck or walk away i had so many questions but this was a place w/out words w/out wonder w/out a need to be defined or explained or in awe a place w/out the need to know where and an appreciation for things that just were where the sound of a single syllable might break the barrier between existing and living the same barrier found between plant and people for here She was satisfied content with whatever was given and also not but never once did i join Her in the minutes spent in the attendance taking of fellow fruit just patiently waited until the basket was full in my Grandmother’s garden it felt like She wasn’t my Grandmother that we weren’t related. here　　She was something more honored

— James Jabar, featured in Greensboro Review (source)

[ao3feed-jeevesandwooster]

Jeeves and the Fox Hunt

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/u0NjBeG " by FromTheMouthofKings Aunt Agatha attempts to hook Bertie up with one Bernice Prod, a young lady of her acquaintance who was introduced to her by her old friend Jonah Magnus. Words: 2045, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Fandoms: Jeeves & Wooster, Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse, The Magnus Archives (Podcast) Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Categories: M/M Characters: Reginald Jeeves, Bertram "Bertie" Wooster Relationships: Reginald Jeeves/Bertram "Bertie" Wooster Additional Tags: Crossover, Alternate Universe - The Magnus Archives Fusion, Comedy and horror, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Role Reversal, hurt Jeeves, BAMF Bertie, I’ll be honest guys idk if this one is fully cooked, but here we go, Pre-Slash, Monster Reginald Jeeves, Oblivious Bertram "Bertie" Wooster " read it on AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/54426262

[kookablarn]

The Robles-Ruano Family

After the death of Ignacio Robles, Jay and Bernice have been non stop arguing about the right way to preserve the family business. Doli is exhausted by the bickering and has decided to focus on her career. While the feud’s been affecting everyone around them, Tala’s taken it upon herself to take care of her younger twin siblings.

Name: Jay Robles Age: Adult Career: Culinary - Caterer (3) Aspiration: Food (Master Chef) Traits: Ambitious, Foodie, Hot-Headed, Stoves and Grills Master⭐ Family: Doli Ruano (Spouse), Tala Ruano (Daughter), Yuma Ruano (Son), Malia Ruano (Daughter), Bernice Robles (Sister), Aurelio Robles (Nephew), Camilo Robles (Nephew) Friends: Ian Robles (Friend) Likes: Hip Hop, Cooking, Dancing, Purple Dislikes: Black

Name: Doli Ruano Age: Adult Career: Style Influencer (Trend Setter Branch) - Best-Self-Helper (8) Aspiration: Knowledge (Renaissance Sim) Traits: Materialistic, Romantic, Art Lover, Argumentative⭐, Creative Visionary⭐ Family: Jay Robles (Spouse), Tala Ruano (Daughter), Yuma Ruano (Son), Malia Ruano (Daughter) Friends: Eleanor Robles (Friend), Bernice Robles (Friend), Ian Robles (Friend), Aurelio Robles (Friend), Christopher Michaelson (Friend) Likes: Romance, Comedy, Mixology Dislikes: Wellness

Name: Tala Ruano Age: Young Adult Career: Painter - Art Book Collator (2) Aspiration: Creativity (Painter Extraordinaire) Traits: Creative, Good, Clumsy, Compassionate⭐, Mediator⭐, Incredibly Friendly⭐ Family: Jay Robles (Parent), Doli Ruano (Mother), Yuma Ruano (Brother), Malia Ruano (Sister), Bernice Robles (Aunt), Aurelio Robles (Cousin), Camilo Robles (Cousin) Friends: Orion Michaelson (Good Friend), Ian Robles (Friend) Likes: Cooking, Painting, Wellness, Alternative, Electronica, Latin Pop, Black Dislikes: Handiness, Fitness, Singing, Pop

Name: Yuma Ruano Age: Teen Career: High School Student (C) Aspiration: Creativity (Musical Genius) Traits: Loner, Erratic Family: Jay Robles (Parent), Doli Ruano (Mother), Tala Ruano (Sister), Malia Ruano (Sister), Bernice Robles (Aunt), Aurelio Robles (Cousin), Camilo Robles (Cousin) Sentiments: Malia Ruano (Adoring) Likes: Tween Pop, Latin Pop, S-Pop, Guitar, Video Gaming, Pink, Blue Dislikes: Cottagecore, Classical, Focus, Fishing, Programming, Cooking, Painting, Singing, Green

Name: Malia Ruano Age: Teen Career: High School Student (C) Aspiration: Creativity (Bestselling Author) Traits: Loner, Erratic Family: Jay Robles (Parent), Doli Ruano (Mother), Tala Ruano (Sister), Yuma Ruano (Brother), Bernice Robles (Aunt), Aurelio Robles (Cousin), Camilo Robles (Cousin) Sentiments: Yuma Ruano (Adoring) Likes: Tween Pop, Latin Pop, S-Pop, Writing, Baking, Video Gaming, Pink, Black Dislikes: Classical, Easy Listening, Focus, Dancing, Handiness, Cooking, Fitness, Singing